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Oliver! (1968)

The best musicals are ones that focus on a storyline and cut to songs for a few minutes throughout. The worst for me, are one with extremely long song and dance scenes, and a plot that never moves.

We all know the scene, "Please sir, may I have some more?," what I didn't know is that it happens in the first 15 minutes, and is the only thing that happens in the first 30 minutes. There are some incredibly long song and dance scenes at the beginning of this film, at about an hour and a half very very little has happened. Then around the two hour mark they stop with the sound and dance and spend the last 30 minutes as a drama.

The balance is just awful. After two hours I just wanted it to be over, I no longer cared what was going to happen, and could sum the plot up in three sentences. When you don't care about the characters, and have no background after two hours then why should you care? Just watch the opening scene and consider this film watched, you get the only scene that means anything for the entire film. A complete waste of time...

Vote: 5/10

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Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

I'm just going to come out and say it... Wes Anderson fans are pretentious. The kind of people that say "You are stupid if you don't like his films" or "Mainstream audiences aren't smart enough to get it." Well you are going to have to lump me in with the vast majority of people who just don't find his films all that funny.

With voices by George Clooney, Meryl Streep, and Anderson regulars Jason Schwartzman, Bill Murray, and Owen Wilson, this is a familiar cast, tried, and for him true.

A story originally written by Roald Dahl is of a Fox, retired from poaching who gets back in the business out of boredom. When he enrages the farmers, they retaliate and the battle begins. Don't get me completely wrong, just because I get tired of Anderson fans doesn't mean this film didn't have some positive aspects. There are some funny scenes, Clooney does very well in comedy and his voice reminded me of his character from O Brother, Where Art Thou? which was a great film. Owen Wilson's scene is pretty funny as the school gym teacher explaining the local sports, and Schwartzman has some funny lines with his dry unique sense of humor.

Overall I just wasn't a big fan, and would not watch it again, so to each their own. That doesn't mean I want to hear Anderson fans telling me I don't get it... I do... it just wasn't that good.

Vote: 6/10


IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0432283/
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It's Complicated (2009)

What an awful movie... I can't begin to tell you how bad this is. Cheesy, unrealistic, unfunny, and bad acting.

Plot: Divorced couple's son is graduating so they are staying in the same hotel, get drunk and sleep together. Streep has been single since the divorce and regrets the decision. Baldwin is married to the woman he had an affair with, is now unhappy with this home life and happy to be back with Streep. Martin is an architect hired to help Streep with a home edition and going through a divorce as well, so they start dating while she is having an affair with her ex-husband...

So the super-mom [Streep] has a perfect home, ocean view, raised 3 perfect kids, owns multiple bakeries, and lives close to the city in a secluded country home, but goes to therapy and is still getting over her divorce 10 year later. Meanwhile, Baldwin's new wife is rich and their biggest concern is trying to have another kid. It is really amazing how UNcomplicated their lives really are.

I have nothing nice to say, so if you still want to see it there are other reviews out there that might be nicer.

Vote: 2/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1230414/
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LFR Top 100 of the 2000's (80-61)

As we continue on the list I will try and give more insight into my picks, why I chose them... because the further we go the less some people will agree. Lets get started on part 2 of 5:

80. Into the Wild (2007) [8/10]
Have you ever thought, "Screw It, I'm tired of the routines 99% of people go through every day?" This film is about a kid who gives away everything he owns and hitchhikes to Alaska. Based on a true story and with an excellent sound track from Eddie Vedder [from Pearl Jam] the music is fantastic as well.

79. Up in the Air (2009) [8/10]
A full review can be found on the blog http://thelarsenfilmreview.blogspot.com/2010/01/up-in-air-2009.html. A film about a man who travels the country laying people off. A film that hits close to home for many Americans right now.

78. Super Troopers (2001) [8/10]
A comedy about a group of state troopers and the pranks they pull. Out of Club Dread, Beerfest, and this one... this is the only one worth watching, alright meow!

77. Pay It Forward (2000) [8/10]
Kevin Spacey, Helen Hunt, and Haley Joel Osment in a film about a kid who's has an idea to change the world for the better. This is a great film for all ages, great acting and Osment won't see dead people.

76. Finding Nemo (2003) [8/10]
One of Pixar's instant successes, this one has some fantastic underwater scenes. One of the first times we really got to see what the future of animation has in store for us.

75. The Terminal (2004) [8/10]
Based on a true story, Tom Hanks plays an immigrant who is in JFK airport when a civil war breaks out in his home country. All flights are cancelled and he is unable to exit through customs... meaning he has to stay in the airport until the conflict is resolved. Wonderful story, great film, good for all ages as well.

74. Mystic River (2003) [8/10]
This is a very emotional and hard movie to watch. A tragic event involving a boy with his friends as witnesses. With Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Kevin Bacon, and Laurence Fishburne this is a fantastic cast. Winner of two Oscars and a very memorable film.

73. Knocked Up (2007) [8/10]
Katherine Heigl, Seth Rogen, and Paul Rudd in the surprise comedy hit of the summer in 2007. The premise is great, the story is funny, and launched Rogen's career. A must watch.

72. The Aviator (2004) [9/10]
The epic film about Howard Hanks starring Leonardo DiCaprio gets bumped down a little due to its length vs. content because it could have been shorter with the same story. With Cate Blanchett, John C. Reilly, Kate Beckinsale, Jude Law, and Gwen Stefani this is an incredible cast and worth your time.

71. American Gangster (2007) [8/10]
As I have already said, 2007 was an excellent year in film and this one was overlooked at awards season due to strong competition. Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe, Josh Brolin, and a number of other characters. This was one of Washington's best ever.

70. Little Miss Sunshine (2006) [8/10]
Alan Arkin, Steve Carell, and the star of the film Abigail Breslin. This was the feel good indie of the decade. Fun for all ages and a big surprise. 2006 was a little weaker of a year so this got a lot of press, deserving or not. Check it out.

69. Catch Me If You Can (2002) [8/10]
Leonardo DiCaprio vs. Tom Hanks in a film that might not have a lot of staying power. If you didn't watch it when it came out you have probably forgotten about it. That doesn't take away from how good this was. DiCaprio is a con-man and Hanks is hunting him down, slipping through his fingers more than a few times. Check this one out, oh yeah and it has Amy Adams, Christopher Walken, and Martin Sheen as well.

68. Juno (2007) [8/10]
Ellen Page plays Juno, a high school girl that deals with teen pregnancy. Juno is incredibly hip and cool at every turn which makes it a little unrealistic of a story. But it is fun none the less. Jennifer Garner, Rainn Wilson, and Michael Cera round out the stars of this film.

67. Children of Men (2006) [8/10]
Clive Owen best performance to date, this was one of the best Sci-Fi film of the decade. Not too long and exciting, the camera work is what sets this apart. Set 2027, humans can no longer have kids and a child is born. He must now protect the kid and get it to scientists to try and save the world. A must watch action of the decade.

66. The Visitor (2007) [8/10]
A college professor bored with life returns to his 2nd home in NYC for a conference to find an immigrant family living there. He allows them to stay and builds a friendship. A character study so don't expect a lot of action. Richard Jenkins was excellent and I was really surprised by this film.

65. Saw (2004) [8/10]
The horror film that created a series. You can avoid Saw II through Saw VI... and expect more sequels. The bad sequels do not dismiss the fact that the first one is both intense and creative. If you are ever in the mood for a scary movie put this at the top of your list.

64. WALL·E (2008) [8/10]
Using the same effects guy that did R2-D2 in the original Star Wars series this Pixar film was one of their best, 1/2 the reason the Oscars are having to rethink how many best picture nominees they will have. A cute futuristic story, the first half is much better than the 2nd half or this could be top 20 material.

63. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (2001) [8/10]
I am cheating here, this is actually three films, The Fellowship of the Ring was excellent and the other two were above average, so if you are forcing me to pick one then watch Fellowship of the Ring... you simply can't watch just one though and I'm not using three films on this list for the trilogy. If you haven't heard of these films you have been living in a cave, so why not higher? The Two Towers is a bit boring, and The Return of the King was way too long. This is a week long commitment to watch.

62. The Hangover (2009) [8/10]
There have been movies about guys going to Las Vegas to party, but nothing compares to this. A hilarious and crude guy movie. Nominated for a Golden Globe and a summer smash hit. Watch this one with a few beers.

61. Slumdog Millionaire (2008) [8/10]
What better way to end part 2 of 5 then with an Oscar Best Picture Winner? A boy who grew up in the slums plays on an Indian game show. When he knows all the answers they think he is cheating. The story unfolds as he explains how he knew the answers. Definitely worth a watch.

So we are through part 2 now, next week part 3 and maybe part 4. You might not like the order but this is a pretty solid set of 20 films. More next week!
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Central Station: Central do Brasil (1998)


Not a film I have been highly looking forward to seeing. Winner of a Golden Globe in 1999 and nominated for best foreign film at the Oscars. This was an interesting film...

The lead actress Fernanda Montenegro is by no means a perfect character. She makes a lot of wrong decisions and the movie makes light the situation with the boys mom. The story is about her helping this boy find his father after they meet at the "Central Station" and the content is a little boring.

Winning over Festen is a major surprise to be because that German film is superior in many ways to this one. Glad to have it off my to watch list, it slowed me down this week...

Vote: 5/10


IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0140888/
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Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire (2009)

The most difficult movie that I have watched in a very long time. It is sickening how hard this girl's life has been. Mo'Nique will probably win some awards for her acting, one of the best villain characters ever, hands down. Gabourey 'Gabby' Sidibe was excellent, I just don't know if I see a lot of roles coming up for her in the future. I hope she at least gets a nomination for her performance here. Mariah Carey and Lenny Kravitz were both good as a social worker and male nurse. Paula Patton plays the school teacher, she is someone I have seen in Hitch, Deja Vu, Swing Vote, and Mirrors but this is the film I will remember her for.

Sidibe plays a teenager who can't read, is abused at home, and is pregnant with her 2nd child. Not a family film, the 7/10 is just because I can't see wanting to see this ever again. 8 for quality, 7 for watch ability.


Vote: 7/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0929632/
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The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009)

You shouldn't be able to go wrong with Denzel Washington and John Travolta. This movie SHOULD have been at least an 8...

...so Washington played a character unlike one he has played in a while. For the last decade he has played nothing but the bad ass Mr. Perfect that can either travel through time [Deja Vu], run the mob [American Gangster], or save the kid [Inside Man and Man on Fire]. Now don't get me wrong he is good, but it gets old. So this is the film where he finally broke out of that and just plays a subway employee stuck in a hostage situation, nice to see him trying something different.

John Travolta is the bad guy here, and he is excellent. The rest of the actors in his "gang"... not so much... The people on the subway.... not so much... but what can you expect in such minor roles.

So why the 7? Well the editing and cinematography were awful. Flying through New York they decided to disorient you instead of just quick cut scenes... this of course is my new movie dislike... director must have been channelling Michael Bay with this crap.

The story is good, the acting is good, but the unnecessary crap the director threw in brought this down to just average.

Vote: 7/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1111422/
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