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Our Hospitality (1923)

Seems like I've watched a whole lot of Buster Keaton films in the last few months. It is nice to watch one long enough to develop a storyline, even if it is just average overall.

This was is about a family feud that Keaton grows up unaware of. Upon returning to the town he grew up in he finds out there is a family, two brothers and a dad, that have every intention of shooting him dead. Keaton has already struck it up with the daughter in the family and is invited over for dinner. The "Our Hospitality" is that they have enough honor to not shoot a guest in their house, which is used for some pretty good slapstick sequences as he tries to get away from the house without getting shot.

The most interesting thing about this film is the waterfall sequence because Keaton's guide wire for the stunt actually broke, nearly killing him. They even used this take for the final edit... probably because it looked so realistic!

Still a lot better Keaton films out there to watch instead of this one.

Vote: 6/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0014341/
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Everybody's Fine (2009)

Robert De Niro stars in this film as a recently widowed man, who is retired, and bored out of his mind. There are elements of a dark comedy but this is primarily a [hollow] drama. He has four children who he invites home for a weekend. They all end up canceling on him so he decides to go on a road trip.

He learns that his late wife hid a lot of family problems from him and that his children are hiding their problems from him. A slow, sad movie about a family with a lot of issues. The plot is slow but the acting is really pretty darn good. Robert De Niro, Drew Barrymore, Kate Beckinsale, and Sam Rockwell all turned in good performances on a movie that just wasn't that interesting. Clearly a film that Miramax wanted to see nominated for some Oscars, it had all of the acting elements and release date. There is even a christmas tree in the background, which had little to nothing to do with the film. Ironically it also has a digital camera on it was well when the movie specifically makes like of De Niro still using regular film when visiting his family...

Only nominated for a song this awards season, so go ahead and pass on this one. You will be let down if you commit an evening to it.

Vote: 6/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780511/
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Leap Year (2010)

It takes a very special movie to get a 1/10. One so bad that you question, "Who screwed this thing up?" I start to ask did the director do a bad job with a decent script? Did Amy Adams think the script was good? Was it the writers fault? Was it bad from the start and the producer shouldn't have given it a green light?

The movie follows the cookie cutter romantic comedy line. Boy won't commit to girl, she meets bad boy, they don't get along, and she falls for bad boy in the end. You see it coming from the start, there is nothing to make you believe the movie is going to improve throughout it. So you have to be careful not to be overly critical because it is just that bad...

This is Amy Adams' first real bomb. She has had some average movies, I've liked her in everything since Junebug. Matthew Goode was fantastic in The Lookout... so I really have to blame the director here, Anand Tucker does not have a good resume and I will be avoiding him from now on.

Seriously, don't watch this movie.

Vote: 1/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1216492/
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The Last of the Mohicans (1920)

The 1992 version of this film got one of my rare 10/10 ratings, so I had some mildly high expectations for this film. Maybe having expectation was the mistake here.

The story is that two sisters are trying to catch up to their father, a British officer, and are being perused by French soldiers and their Indian allies. Aided by the last two surviving Mohican Indians, they attempt to take some shortcuts off the beaten trail trying to catch up to the British unit.

Not sure if I can explain why this wasn't very good. It was just boring, and like I said, my expectations going into this probably made me judge it more.

Included in the National Film Archive and not on any other top film lists, just watch the new version it was fantastic, and this original pales in comparison.

Vote: 4/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0011387/
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Within Our Gates (1920)

This is the first film ever produced by an African American. Oscar Micheaux's film Within Our Gates is a film about an African American woman who is set up in a compromising situation and out of embarrassment heads south to start a school for African American kids.

Running into racism and bigotry she has difficulty getting financial support for her school. [Since I don't expect anyone to watch this one] The woman that set her up eventually admits her plan to split her up from her fiance and they are reunited.

The continuity of the film, and the explanation through subtitles is very bad. It was hard to follow the story because it either wasn't made obvious what was going on, or the subtitles were so spread out that you didn't know what character you were following.

Remembered for being the first African American production, not for being a good film.

Vote: 3/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0011870/
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In Cold Blood (1967)

Based on the chilling book "In Cold Blood" written by Truman Capote, this chilling film told from the killers point of view is a classic. So popular in fact that Capote (2005) was a movie all about Mr. Capote's life and interviews with the killers before their execution.

The film is about two men fresh out of prison that learn from a cellmate that farmers in Kansas hold large sums of money to finance the workers. On speculation alone they decide to take no prisoners and rob a family, leaving four innocent people dead in the process. So I just ruined the film? Not really. This film isn't about the mystery of what these men are going to do, they tell us their plan from the start. The film is about how two men can be so cold blooded that they will go to a someone's home in a city they have never been in, to a home they have never even seen, and kill people they have never met without any remorse.

A horror film, because this made people start locking their doors at night. It made us all realize that someone we have never met, someone we have never seen, someone that has never been in our city before might come and kill us in the middle of the night. The sad thing is that this is based on a true story, and is something that really happens, it happened in my neighborhood growing up.

A must see film, included on the AFI 10 Top 10 for Courtroom Drama, on the National Film Registry, and once on the imdb top 250.

Vote: 8/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061809/
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National Velvet (1944)

A film starring Elizabeth Taylor when she was just 12 years old. Based in England this film is about a girl who has a love for horses and through chance wins a horse who has the potential of winning the Grand National. Mickey Rooney plays a former jockey who helps her train the horse, that's right the now 90 year old Rooney can be seen in this film at the age of 24!

This film was selected as a top 10 American Sports film by the American Film Institute and the part that made me really enjoy this film was the mother. Played by Anne Revere, who was in A Place in the Sun in 1951 but I don't remember her from that film. She is a former swimmer, the first lady to swim across the English Channel, and her support for her daughter is touching. But the thing that really got me was the speech when she told her to shoot for her dreams, a part about recognizing when your time for greatness has come, and also understanding when it is over and time to move on. Moving on can be hard and is something a lot of people, including myself, have trouble doing.

Not a bad film, the banter around the dinner table with the family dog reminded me this is still a kids movie. Another not-in-America-but-still-an-American-Film entry on the AFI list, which I'm not a fan of. Good nonetheless.

Vote: 7/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0037120/
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Superman III (1983)

Everyone should be familiar with Christopher Reeve's as the original Superman. This 3rd of 4 Superman films stars Robert Vaughn as the bad guy, and poor idiot savant Richard Pryor as the computer programmer conned into becoming a bad guy.

A film that is rated way to low on imdb... voters can be so serious sometimes. This movie wasn't going to win any Oscars but was at least fun! Pryor has some hilarious moments, and the computer scam he pulls was blatantly ripped off by Mike Judge in his film Office Space. Taking the rounded down 1/2 cents from payroll was thought up by the Newman Brothers for this film, so give it a little credit!

Anyways, all the Superman films are over two hours... which can really wear on you because they are all pretty slow at times. I honestly don't think we would have all the Marvel and DC Comic movies if it wasn't for this series and the Batman series to pave the way. Kinda fun, don't expect a lot from this film, and one of the few action movies that is good for all ages.

Vote: 7/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086393/
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The Killer: Dip huet seung hung (1989)

This is a Hong Kong action film directed by John Woo and starring Yun-Fat Chow. This was one of Woo's last films before making the move to Hollywood, the production quality clearly shows this. The movie has just awful production quality, it looks incredibly old and like it was made with a camcorder. It is a guy movie all around and Chow Yun-Fat seems to have an endless amount of bullets in his guns. Fat's movie to American didn't come until 1998 when he starred in The Replacement Killers.

The movie is about an assassin who just wants to make one last hit before retiring, so you can imagine that it doesn't go as planned. The movie attempts to address honor, a silly point for killers to be making. A police officer struggles with helping the assassin against the bad guys or not, and Woo almost makes his point... but he just didn't do a good job wrapping it all up.

One of the films that graced the imdb top 250 5+ years ago, not really worthy of any other best film lists. I see the potential of Woo and Fat from this, but you might as well watch one of their Hollywood films instead.

Vote: 6/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097202/
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Castle in the Sky: Tenkû no shiro Rapyuta (1986)

Maybe I'm going thought a negative voting phase, but it sure seems like I've been voting pretty harshly lately. That or I'm just getting tired of Hayao Miyazaki's animated films, because I just didn't think this one warranted better than a 7/10. It is actually one of the most exciting and action packed films by Miyazaki and I think kids would really like this one a lot.

An interesting side note on this film is Disney's somewhat obvious attempt to hold back their competition. They bought the rights to the Miyazaki films and took over two years to dub this into English. It killed the marketing campaign and limited American exposure to this film. Disney seems to be embracing the success of the Miyazaki catalog and released the American dubbed version of Ponyo in less than month after the Japanese release.

Back to this film. It is a fantasy about a floating castle. The government wants to harness it's power, the pirates want its money, the girl is the princess of the castle trying to get home, and the boy is avenging his father's name and trying to prove it exists.

An exciting and well animated film. A little long clocking in at over two hours for a kids themed film is a bit much. If you like Miyazaki and Anime films you will probably like this one.

Vote: 7/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092067/
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A Prophet: Un prophète (2009)

Nominated for both a Golden Globe and an Academy Award [each in the Foreign Film Category], this is the best film I have seen in several months. Typically the Oscar is won before anyone can actually watch all of the nominations, which I find very frustrating. This category is the most difficult in that respect. If you take the time and make the effort to watch all of the foreign nominees there is a definite trend in what kind of films get nominated and what kind win. This makes since, the judges are human, have opinions, and for such a small committee they will lean the same way regularly.

To me this film never had a chance to actually win the Oscar. The subject matter is too difficult. Killing, drugs, cursing,... let's just say you need to be prepared for a movie that deserves it's R rating.

The story follows Malik [Tahar Rahim, an unknown actor to this point] as he starts his prison term. A poor boy with few friends and no family who is determined to make it in prison on his own. He is quickly forced into compromising situations and through the suggestion of a friend he learns that he needs to use his time in prison to become a better person. [e.g. make connections, get an education, etc]

The last thing I want to do is reveal how his time in prison is spent and the happenings surrounding his sentence. Let's just say that the story is gripping, unique, and exciting. You really have to pay attention to enjoy this one, race and religion and big factors, but you will find this one well worth your time.

After I watch The Secret in their Eyes [Oscar Winner] and The White Ribbon [Globe Winner] I will discuss in those reviews which one I would have picked for best film. It will take a lot to top this one.

Vote: 9/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1235166/
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Library of Congress: National Film Registry (4)

Part 4 of the Film Registry takes us into some much longer films. I've decided that one hour is the cusp between getting an individual post and getting lumped into a grouping like this. Sorted by the ranking I gave it, and with longer comments on some since they had more content.

Master Hands (1936) [8/10] (right)
This is a 35 minute film showing the workings of an assembly plant for Chevrolet in the 1930's. It is just amazing to me that all of these cars are works of art. You get the feel of your dad working in a shop on the car, and not the industrial feel since there is so much manual work. It is truly amazing that so many cars actually worked coming off the line like this. Worth checking out, maybe scanning through at parts because 30+ minutes was a little much.


Early Abstractions (1987) [8/10] (right)
Harry Smith made a number of short artistic animated films from 1939 to 1956. This film is a compilation of numbers 1-5, 7, and 10. I'm not sure why 6, 8, and 9 were excluded. Of all the artistic films from the Registry this one really had me interested and engaged. About 23 minutes long, so I watched it in two parts to stay interested. Note: This is the same guy who did Heaven and Earth Magic.

There It Is (1928) [7/10]
Sadly we are already out of the films worth watching and into the ones that are just ok. This short slapstick silent film features Charles R. Bowers as a special detective investigating a strange occurrence at a mental institute. The film is silly, a little funny, but not very interesting overall. He is no Keaton or Lloyd, but if you want to see something different that will make you appreciate others, this 19 minute film is quick to check out.

Pull My Daisy (1959) [6/10] (right)
One of the few Beatnik films you will find, lazy poets aren't inclined to produce many films. This one is average at best and has an annoying voice over the whole way which makes even just a 6/10 a stretch. Unique and an OK addition to the list.

St. Louis Blues (1929) [5/10]
This is almost like a music video featuring Bessie Smith an African American singer from Mississippi with an incredible voice. A number of her songs are on modern film soundtracks, and this is the only way you can see her on film. At 16 minutes, this should have been about 7 minutes. The story was hard to understand on a poorly restored video and the singing was not even that clear which made it hard to appreciate.

Marian Anderson: The Lincoln Memorial Concert (1939) [5/10] (right)
So I didn't watch the entire concert, the historic footage in the archive is only 8 minutes long and highlights why this is important rather than the concert itself. She was barred from performing at the Lincoln Memorial because she was black, after a letter of support from First Lady Elanor Roosevelt, the barring was lifted and she became the first African American to perform on federal property. What an amazing singer, the footage has a very strange aspect ratio, but the audio is clear enough for appreciation.

Hands Up! (1926) [5/10]
I think I might be cheating on this one, I only saw a 10 minute summation of what I think is a serial, e.g. a series of short movies at the cinema... like going to the movies to watch tv. Not sure how to rate it though...

Disneyland Dream (1956) [2/10]
If you think it is painful to watch home movies, try watching the home movies of a 1950's family you have never met. This 30 minute documentary follows a dorky family from Connecticut as they take a trip to Disneyland that they won after entering a mail-in contest. Appropriate since I just went to Disney World this last month, but not worth watching... at all.

Pups Is Pups (1930) [2/10]
Apparently "Our Gang" or The Little Rascals was pretty popular at some point in time. But these kids are incredibly annoying. The acting is just plain awful, and kids yelling for 25+ minutes is hard to take. A little boy runs around with his gang of dogs in what are clearly performed stunts with extras calling the dogs. It is just annoying, I really really hated this one.

Serene Velocity (1970) [1/10]
Like the film Wavelength, this film is just about camera tricks. You can't watch it without getting a headache and I had to scan around it a little to call it watched. The camera takes a shot of a hallway, one frame stays stationary, the next zooms one notch in. By the end of the film you are seeing double, the start of the hall and the end of it. Trippy but not good.

About 4 and a half hours of film here, I'd check out Master Hands and Early Abstractions and forget the rest.
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Ong Bak 2 (2008)

There really isn't a whole lot to say about this film. Tony Jaa made the film Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior back in 2003, one that I gave 8/10. He then made The Protector: Tom yum goong in 2005, another 8/10. The original Ong Bak is about a fighter that unleashes an ancient fighting technique. Ong Bak II is basically a prequel, taking us back to 1431.

The storyline is tried and boring. The acting is not good, even for a subtitled film you can tell it is bad. The action is lacking in parts... and this is the only reason to watch this film. But the marial arts for the last 20-30 minutes made this bearable. This is only worth watching if you really like some good martial arts. Jaa is a fantastic martial artist and performs all of his own stunts in his films, not to mention he directs. The action out weights the acting, and I highly suggest the original over this one.

Let's just say there will be at least one more film in this series, rumors are that Jaa left the set for two months and they had to put this out incomplete. Other rumors are that it was too long for a single film and had to be broken up. There is no release date currently set for Ong Bak 3...

Vote: 6/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0785035/
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Shadow of the Vampire (2000)

I don't know why I make new lists to try and watch when I still have ones that I haven't finished yet. A couple weeks ago I was reading about the Saturn Awards, which is basically a minor Oscar award for categories like Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror. The Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror have been giving this award out for over 30 years now and their categories have expanded regularly.

As a matter of fact this years nominee's were just announced and can be found here: Saturn Awards. So I decided to make a list of all nominees from 2000-Present and this was the only one I had not seen yet. So I gave it a shot.

The film stars John Malkovich and and was directed by E. Elias Merhige [Director of Suspect Zero (2000) [6/10], not so good...]. I'm not a fan of the always angry Malkovich, and thought I would be pleasantly surprised by seeing Eddie Izzard in this film, but his role was very boring.

The movie is bad because it is pointless and boring. It is a nonfiction horror film that recreates the filming of Nosferatu in the 1920's. Malkovich plays the famous German director F.W. Murnau and basically slanders the history of this great director. It is very short at just about one hour and twenty minutes and a 5 minute incredibly boring opening sequence. I'm sure this was done on a short budget and it definitely shows.

Most ironic thing is that it is funded by "Saturn Pictures" so I wonder why it was nominated for a Saturn Award? Coincidence?

Vote: 3/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0189998/
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A Cry In The Dark: Evil Angels (1988)

This film has a double title and is a little confusing. It was funded by an American company, filmed in Australia, based on an Australian book, and Directed by an Australian. Since it was funded by an American Company it qualifies for the American Film Institute [why Spaghetti Westerns don't is still beyond me]. So, it was released in Australia as "Evil Angels," which is the title of the book it was based on, and taken from a passage in a Seventh Day Adventist reading [the main characters are 7th Day Adventists]. The film was called "A Cry in the Dark" at the US release, if you buy a Region 1 DVD it will be called this, and the AFI recognized it on their 10Top10 as this.

So now that we have cleared that up, the actors are American as well. Sam Neill and Meryl Streep play husband and wife. This was Streep's 6th of now 11 Oscar nominations in the Leading Actress category, and well deserved.

For those that are familiar with Seinfeld and Elaine's quote at the dinner party, "The dingo ate your baby" will now have a reference point for that quote. The movie centers around a family on vacation in the outback when their baby is taken by a dingo in the night. The baby is never found and the media and public start questioning the parents.

It was a good acting performance by the leading characters, the story is pretty good, and the dingo scene is very chilling. Not what I expected from a top 10 "courtroom drama," but a good drama nonetheless. I just don't see watching it a second time, so it fits into the 7/10 rating.

Vote: 7/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094924/
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The Player (1992)

Easily the worst film I have seen in a while. A bad film that has good reviews, a good imdb rating, and a decent star always just baffles me.

Tim Robbins plays a Hollywood Producer in the middle of a murder scandal which resembles the styling of some classic Film Noir pictures. The main actress is played by Greta Scacchi, yeah... you don't know her, because she wasn't good and hasn't been in anything else worth watching. Get this... the detectives are played by Whoopi Goldberg and Lyle Lovett... so you can guess how dramatic and realistic their performances are [sarcasm].

Robbins had a number of good 80's films where he wasn't exactly the main character, such as Bull Durham and Top Gun. A notable film I reviewed last year was Jacob's Ladder which he starred in, and of course the 90's hit The Shawshank Redemption. Maybe it has something to do with the type of character he plays. In all of these films he played a jock (Nuke in Bull Durham, "Merlin" in Top Gun, and a Vietnam vet Jacob Singer in Jacob's Ladder). All of these characters weren't all that competent, then when you come to his masterful performance as Andy Dufresne it really strikes me that the meager demeanor and childishness works for him. So the big shot Hollywood Executive role just didn't fit, he was grossly miscast in this film, and made it seem like the film was a joke or spoof.

The single redeeming quality of this film was the number of classic film references that are made. I have seen just about all the classic they discuss when he talks about what kinds of films they look to produce. So this part was fun. Overall it was just horrible, avoid this one.

Vote: 2/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105151/
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The Express (2008)

Winner of the ESPY Award for Best Sports Film, I watched this movie to finish the list of ESPY Winners. Ironic that the other ESPY winner I just watched was also starring Dennis Quaid. This sports film is about the first African American Heisman Trophy winner, a football player from Syracuse University named Ernie Davis. Rob Brown plays Davis, and Quaid plays the Syracuse Football Coach. You might be familiar with Brown from Finding Forrester, Coach Carter, and Stop-Loss, all above average films.

The film as you would expect deals with racism in terms of fans, students, and fellow players. I didn't feel like they made this the focal point, sure the whole film was about breaking racial boundaries, but Davis was not the first Black running back for Syracuse. Instead the film focuses on how he handles the racial situations, the steps of recruiting the coach goes through, and a good balance of football.

The movie just had a really good flow. It kept me interested, I didn't check the time to see how much I had left more than once or twice [something I tend to do frequently], and the acting was really good. The football scenes were well rehearsed and filmed and the game play didn't seem fake (probably why it won the ESPY).

Enjoyable sports movie.

Vote: 9/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469903/
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Terms of Endearment (1983)

Wow, what an emotional film. An all-star 80's cast with Shirley MacLaine, Debra Winger, Jack Nicholson, Danny DeVito, Jeff Daniels [Dumb & Dumber], and John Lithgow ["3rd Rock from the Sun"]. This film is a mother/daughter film, following the life of the daughter and her relationship with her mother and subsequently both of their relationships with men.

Winger is the daughter and marries Daniels. MacLaine is the mother and neighbors with Nicholson (a retired astronaut and womanizer). It is hard to not tell you much about the film. Let's just say neither one of them have stable relationships with the men in their lives and this is a film about how they are always there for each other.

This film won the Oscar for best picture and also the Golden Globe for best Dramatic Film. Therefore I would call it a weak year for the Oscars. Definitely a film you would see on Lifetime Channel, and not a keep for single men. Overall just average because I like to think that I wasn't the target audience.

Vote: 6/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086425/
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Red River (1948)

A 60 year old western film about a cattle drive starring John Wayne and Montgomery Clift. Listed by the American Film Institute as a top 10 western of all time. On the imdb top 250 until 2004, in the 1001 movies to see before you die, in the 501 Must-See movies, on the National Film Registry, and on the filmsite top 100 of all time. This film definitely has a lot of backing as a great western.

The most interesting thing about this film to me was that the main character changes in the middle of the film. We spend the first hour following a storyline centered around John Wayne, then we take an abrupt turn and follow Montgomery Clift for the rest of the film. The acting, up to the grand finale, is fairly authentic for a western. The sets are good, except when they are galloping on the horses... which looked very fake. The storyline was interesting.

For the story alone I liked this film, which warranted the rating of 7. The plot for the last 1/2 of the film was unbelievable to me and even silly at points. I can see why this one has fallen by the wayside on the imdb over the last 6 years. I haven't seen enough westerns to judge if a top 10 is accurate and the 501 book has 50 westerns... so of course it is in there.

A slightly above average western...

Vote: 7/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0040724/
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The Verdict (1982)

Paul Newman plays Frank, an alcoholic washed up lawyer who is handed a simple case were all sides want to settle. His friend [played by Jack Warden] understands the difficulties that Frank has gone though in his life but is ready to give up on him. Frank is moved by the case and thinks the right thing to do is take his case to trial. Against his friend, the judge, the defendents, the clients, everyone.

This is not your typical courtroom drama. The puzzle pieces don't just fall into place like they do in most films. And the hero of the film isn't the most eloquent speaker in court. This was so much different than the average courtroom drama, and Newman is such a fantastic actor that I highly suggest this film.

This was nominated for 5 Oscars, but didn't win a single one... it was going up against Gandhi though. Included on the AFI Top 10 Courtroom Dramas of all time list, and a part of the Writers Guild top 100 screenplays of all time.

Check this one out, it is slow at times, just an fyi.

Vote: 9/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084855/
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Brüno (2009)

I fully expected to see this film get an average below 4 on imdb. To my surprise it is sitting at 6.4/10 right now. So a little history first, Sacha Baron Cohen had a tv series in 2000 on HBO called "Da Ali G Show". On the Ali G show he used 3 persona's: Bruno, Borat, and Ali G. Ali G is the gangster, Borat is the confused foreigner, and Bruno is the homosexual. He then made a movie called Ali G Indahouse in 2002. So 4 years after the Ali G movie he made Borat which found some unexpectedly high ratings.

So Cohen goes on to make his 3rd film about his 3rd persona: Bruno. Now those that had never heard of Cohen thought this was basically Bruno II. Wow were they in for a surprise... This film tanked at the box office. Why? Because this never should have been considered a potentially good film. Bruno is his worst alter ego, Cohen banked on his Borat success and got the last laugh, even the title on the poster says "Borat was so 2006."

So I consider myself a Cohen educated person going into this film. I know Bruno is a persona of a foreign homosexual, some skits funny, some offensive, I get it. My problem with this film is that I felt lied to. I didn't think Borat was scripted, I honestly couldn't tell if the stunts he was pulling were on everyday people or on actors. In this film it was pretty clear some of his stunts were pulled on hired actors. The ones that were pulled on famous people and everyday people just weren't funny. I honestly think I would have reacted the same way as almost all of them, so what is so funny? He tried to make a film that would make people uncomfortable, and he really succeeded. Ask yourself if you like to be uncomfortable for one hour and twenty minutes before watching this one.

Hopefully his next project brings back Borat or Ali G. Bruno just isn't funny, and never was. Oh yeah, and this should have yielded an NC-17 rating, so be prepared if you watch it.

Vote: 4/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0889583/
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From the Manger to the Cross (1912)

I was not aware of the production date when I first watched this silent film. Now seeing that it was made in 1912 surprises me even more. It was a fantastic film about the life of Jesus. I found it very interesting that they stopped at the cross and left out the resurrection. The resurrection being what some denominations tend to disagree on.

So why am I surprised this was made 100 years ago? Well first off silent films tend to have this running dialogue that you can't hear and yields a one sentence subtitle cut in. This film was very clear on the story, easy to follow, and just well put together.

This was a good film to watch Easter weekend and a great addition to the National Film Registry. I don't see myself watching it again, or even suggesting it so I gave it a 7 instead of a 8, which I feel is the cusp between watching again and not. There are so many good movies about the life of Jesus out there that have been made in the last 100 years. For historical purposes I'm glad I watched this one.

Vote: 7/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0002199/
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The Ten Commandments (1956)

This epic film very well could have been titled "The Life of Moses." A four hour epic film starring Charlton Heston [as Moses] and Yul Brynner [as King Rameses] and directed by Cecil B. DeMille. You have probably heard of DeMille, the Academy Awards has a lifetime achievement award given annually in his name. He was a founder of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and won an Oscar in 1952 for The Greatest Show on Earth.

This film was nominated for 7 Oscars, and won Best Picture along with the Golden Globe for Best Film: Drama. It is the 5th highest grossing movie ever in North American [with inflation adjustment]. The parting of the red sea scene was one of the most expensive scenes filmed at the time. They has multiple dump tanks full of water empty into a basin at the same time. The footage is then shown in reverse in slow motion to create the effect. If you had not guessed yet, the Oscar was for Special Effects.

A monumental film. If you won't want to rent it then wait for next Easter. It is almost always shown on network television that Saturday night. I personally am not a huge Heston fan because of his actions with the NRA over the last 10 years. I loved this film despite that. Great movie, and a must watch.

Vote: 9/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049833/
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The Rookie (2002)

Does anyone else think that Dennis Quaid is a B grade Harrison Ford? I get the two confused all the time. Quaid seems to favor kids movies though, and this one is just that.

A film about a guy that missed his chance at the majors and ends up a high school baseball coach in the middle of nowhere. He makes a deal with this team that if they win the conference he will try out for a pro team again. With three kids and an opportunity at a new job he has to make the decision if he wants to give it one more shot.

I really liked this movie, but it got way too cheesy and over emotional. At almost two hours and fifteen minutes at least 20 minutes of bs at the end could have been cut out. This film is however appropriate for all ages... if they can make it though the whole movie.

My favorite part of the movie is a spoiler... so don't read this paragraph if you really think a kids movie like this can be ruined. He gets to pitch in the majors at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Texas. This was especially cool for me because I've been to this ballpark at least 25 times over the last 5 years. Being a Rangers fan I love to see them beat up on a team in a movie, and seeing the locker rooms and bullpen on film was really cool. Might be worth a watch, depends on if you like this type of movie.

Vote: 7/10

IMDB Link: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265662/
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